A series of tubes
So the fireworks just ended, and there is still approximately a metric assload of people hanging out on my street. Fuckers.
Anyway, I can actually look out my window and see the fireworks perfectly. But what I do, is when the grand finale happens, I look down into my backyard. All the fireworks going off in a short time, but with tiny location differences, creates this really bitchin’ strobe-light effect on the entire yard, so it looks like a really awesome version of the Enter Sandman video (only without the crappy metallica).
Cool Stuff:
The Internet is made of tubes - "an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday." - this is destined to become a geek classic, possibly the next ‘all your base are belong to us.’
Innappropriate talk show laughter - I’m a big bastard, because I laughed so hard at this video. It’s not in english, so here’s the situation: it’s a show about medical mishaps. The lady in the wheelchair’s spine was injured during surgery or something, and the man with the high voice - wait for it - had his balls removed by accident. So right away you have to feel sorry for these people, but at the same time…well, just watch, and try, just TRY not to laugh!
Incredibly fat person becomes one with her couch - a woman apparently sat on her couch for so long that her skin actually grafted itself into the couch. And then she died, which is sad, but since I don’t know her and it’s really gross, I guess it’s not too sad. This is, however, a good warning against not changing your underpants regularly. And it also means that if I hold a lot of cupcakes for a really long time, the cupcakes will graft themselves to my hands, and I will always have cupcakes. And then I’ll be super-popular, because everybody likes cupcakes.
Crazy optical illusion - Normally I don’t post stuff like optical illusions, but this is pretty wacky.
