You gotta wonder why robbers and murderers don’t dress up like Mormons. I mean, people just let the Mormons in! You wouldn’t even have to try very hard to break into someone’s house, and all you need is a white shirt, black tie, and black slacks, and maybe a messenger bag. Not that I’m condoning robbery or murder, I’m just saying it seems like a pretty obvious plan. Plus, when people found out about the plan, they wouldn’t let Mormons or Jehovah’s Witnesses into their houses anymore, and eventually the groups would stop bothering us. Well, the Mormons are alright actually, they’re pretty nice most of the time. But those fucking Jehovah’s Witnesses are just a pushy bunch of dicks, so fuck ‘em.

Cool Stuff:
Humans! - Gay “save the planet” messages aside, this is a pretty cute little movie.
Kid blows up his house with deoderant - So, remember those flame throwers we used to make out of Lysol cans and matches in order to torch our GI Joes? Turns out it wasn’t such a good idea after all.

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