There’s a sinister-sounding thunderstorm going down outside, and I’m not particularly interested in potentially blowing up my power supply, so I’ll be brief: that is all.

By the way, remember how I used to say I’m going to move somewhere warm after college? Yeah, forget that. It’s 105 F here today and I’m not a big fan. So I think Canada might be in my future.

Cool Stuff:
Satellite could open new dimension - Seriously, scientists just don’t know when to quit. Anyone who’s ever played Doom knows that this “other” dimension they’re going to find is Hell. Personally, I’ll be fine since I still remember the god mode cheat, but you “scientists” better not come crying to me when you’ve got hell-spawn imps on your tail and all you have to defend yourself with is a slow left jab.
Baby born with third arm - a pretty much fully formed third arm, to be precise. Just imagine what he could do if he learns to use them all - why, he could stir three bowls of macaroni & cheese at once, shaving minutes off the preparation time of large meals! Think of the implications!
The Purpose Driven Life Takers - Finally, a video game for the infidel-hunting Christian soldier in all of us. As Jesus himself said, “Fuck the police.” (2 Kings 2:23-24)

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